giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
but with pooping you will never see it again (unless you’re weird and keep it in a bag) but with a child you’ll see it for at least 18 years
for at least 18 years
in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’
Only just realised how bogan this sounds..