grooovin:

ill-kick-you:

zapppping:

just-another-puzzle:

markohppus:

bceky:

markohppus:

giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

only after i eat mexican food

olé

omg

but with pooping you will never see it again (unless you’re weird and keep it in a bag) but with a child you’ll see it for at least 18 years 

for at least 18 years

grooovin:

peenslayer:

in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’

Only just realised how bogan this sounds..